some news

Things are seemingly going wrong for the UK so the Queen has showed up again stealing my nets for Prince Charles to use today.

In other News MI6 have collapsed at least one big net experimenting on me, it makes everones head hurt.

My back is pretty bad sine the Queen ordered me raped until my back cracked twice, I certainly cant walk two miles, i did the other day and needed a chiropractor. Apparently in going to be in a wheel chair soon, one of the columns is broken and it healed up on a right angle bent inwards.

To update everyone on the Phoenix- Ive been told something bad has happened. She had a cave in/collapse ive been told on Titan, Jupiters largest moon (not triton sorry). It was benieth her. They collapsed twenty meters underground in the collapse. If she wasn't made out of adamantitanium everyone would have died. They had to come up with some way to get the ship out. They had to Phaser their way out, eventually they cleared enough to get the ship out. So the incredibly brave and lucky crew of the Phoenix are safe.

Apparently it is terrifying up there, you feel like you are going to die in environment like they have gone into in the name of all of us. As the person wo invented all the technology they rely on ill be glad when they return to earth safely. I wish them luck on the rest of their journey. Damion